Toys? Well you can’t say they’re not mildly amusing.
Let’s have another look at the latest Lav deposit, and throw in a translation :
‘Waving Goodbye to the Turkeys’ :
Translation – “We cocked-up big time. So farewell one and all – circumstances require that we beat a hasty retreat.
‘This will be (The Lav’s) last post’ :
Translation – “This will be the last time you hear from us via this site… unless we decide to post again. But don’t fret, you can catch up with us any time on Facebook“
‘Yes, we are taking your toys away’ :
Translation – “Yes, Self Delusion is actually quite a nice place to be”
‘As you know we’ve been quiet for a long time until recently’ :
Translation – “As you know, we were forced into submission by Real Evidence and The Truth and therefore had no choice but to keep it zipped. However, recent uncomfortable events have forced us to take drastic measures so we’ve had to pop back with more Fantastical Tales of Woe, False Protestations and Twisted Logic, the latter of which we’ve perfected.
Obviously we know none of that has ever worked before, at least not with anyone of moral substance, but there’s certainly no harm in having a go, and besides, no one could begrudge us a last ditch attempt at saving face.
‘We achieved our goal a long time ago by shutting down the gravy train Craig Winters was riding’ :
Translation – “We made complete and utter Prats of ourselves trying to convince anyone who’d listen that we had evidence and proof of all sorts of nasty goings-on.
Unfortunately, we had neither proof nor evidence, because they didn’t exist and, although we knew it, our motto has always been ‘It’s always worth a try’ based on the knowledge that our followers and minions would accept anything we said, without question. However, we failed to take into account that our little Gravy Train would be stopped dead in its tracks”
‘We are .. sick to our stomachs watching a small group of 20 odd (very odd) people glorying in the abuse and celebrating the death of dogs’ :
Translation – “We are Pig Sick having to witness everyone condemn the very person we supported and lied for. And if that wasn’t enough, we did the same with Lightfoot and Tallack, and now we’re doing it again with Delaney. Well at least we’ll be out of it before that one hits the fan!
It’s easy for others to judge but none can understand what it’s like to be inflicted with bitter and nasty minds. We can’t help being poisonous and vindictive, so when we were offered the chance to jump on The Gunther & Lightfoot Malicious Bandwagon, we did what comes naturally.
But still, on the upside, along the way we found others just like us – Odious Androgynous Trash with the same warped outlook on life, so the experience wasn’t entirely wasted.
‘Karma is a bitch with a big smile. Yeah it certainly is Susan and those dogs sure deserved it didn’t they?’
Translation – “Karma really is a Bitch with a capital ‘B’, and we’ve been right stitched up by that flea bag. Never mind, we’ll try for some more damage limitation and twist Susan’s words to suit ourselves; take them out of context – it’s what we do best”.
No point in going over the rest, you all know the HC/Lav deflection processes by now.
But let’s not be too judgemental; the poor sods have struggled for attention and credibility, period, although it does seem a shame they’re going out with a phut rather than a bang.
Speaking of ‘bangs’, there appears to be quite a Big One heading South. It turns out Someone has been identified and, as we understand it, the details are currently being given the ‘appropriate attention‘.
Whilst we all await the Big Bang Deary, let’s all offer what may or may not be a final Adieu, Goodbyeee, Ta-Ra, Hasta La Vista, Good Riddance to The Lav :
MIchelle Delaney aka Tina Delaney Animal Welfare Newham