Someone found this in Poundland. Apparently they were paying customers to take it off their hands, after attempts at using copies to stoke the Christmas fires produced a stench of hot steaming shite that hung around for days.
To counteract that, it seems Jeff Whur is branching out into the women’s fragrance business; word has it he’ll be launching his Claquer range in the not too distant future.
Jeff Whur is a relatively new public addition to the Hate Campaign, however Jeff has taken to it like a duckie to water.
As you know, Jeffrey wasted no time at all in adapting – jumping in with both plates of meat, without looking left or right. Proof of any kind is wasted on him, all that is required to make Jeff happy is a few female airheads to back him up, making him feel important.
Unfortunately we don’t have Amazon’s ‘Look Inside‘ technology, but we can at least show you a few extracts:
Foreword by Jeff Whur (self-explanatory)
The idea for his new book came to him in a flush of inspiration:
Now this chapter will probably be as much of a mystery to you as it is to us, because we can’t figure out how Amy Miller got him booked in to the HC Funny Farm – we know it’s over-subscribed most of the time. Still, always room for one more; they’re obsessed with numbers after all and the HC’s can’t be too fussy about who they allow in.
That aside, does anyone know what he’s talking about? Jeffrey wrote that speech on New Year’s Eve by the looks of it, therefore probably bladdered at the time, so we have to assume he lost control of himself. Hope it was just his gob.
Apart from labelling us ‘a man’ he seems to have picked up Heather Jones’ adapted panto script and is talking luvvy-speak – something about shadows, a rat and characters from Peter Pan.
Ah, now we see what’s happened – Heather Jones finally persuaded a bootlicker (face it Jeff) to take the back-end of that horse, while she does the front. THAT would explain a lot. Phew, for a minute there we thought Jeff had lost it completely!
Now what’s all the ‘hiding’ Jeffrey’s banging on about? If he’s accusing other people of hiding does that mean he knows that Roxanne Summers, Heather Jones, Nikola Black, Kay Jay, Amy Miller, Thet Rolls, Billie Bennett, etc, etc are all real and therefore he’s met them? That would explain his comments, otherwise it would mean he’s a lying hypocrite as well as a racist, and that can’t be right can it?
We’ve covered Jeff’s antics previously, but it looks as if the penny might finally have dropped that he crossed the line dissing American citizens and using an unrelated tragedy to score Brownie points with his blockhead audience.